Memo To Beltway, Democratic Elites

YEAH, YOU: Cory 'Apple of Rachel's Eyes' Booker; Ed 'Apple of Alex's Eyes' Rendell; Bill 'Bubba the All-Time Greatest Politico's Politico' Clinton — what's that, again, you said that Bain Capital is off-limits?! What a gaggle of IDIOTS. And Gov. Fatso, STFU already about second-guessing the Obama campaign. We're NOT LISTENING to your disconnected, inside-the-Beltway rabbit hole BRAIN FARTS! (This is your friendly "must be those netroots progressives, AGAIN," talking.)