Thursday, August 11, 2011

RICK PERRY'S ARMIES OF GOD: WINGNUT AMERICA'S PROPHETS OF WEIRD

THE DUDE with the Lenin goatee, C Peter Wagner, founder of the WEIRD “New Apostolic Movement” — gives off the vibe he’s really CRAVING for HIMSELF a little of that midnight action with the “Sun Goddess” that he claims the Emperor of Japan has been getting.


And Mike Bickle, Director of something called the “International House of Prayer” in Kansas City … well, he looks like he could be coaching Rachel’s favorite football team, the New England Patriots. I kept imagining his locker room pep talk to the team moments before taking the field to confront the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field. It goes something like this:
“This is CHICAGO, America’s BABYLON, home base to OPRAH, THE HARLOT OF BABYLON! Let’s get out there to do battle with the HARLOT OF BABYLON’S team, THE CHICAGO BEARS, IN THEIR SATANIC BLACK UNIFORMS — AND WIN ONE FOR JEEEEEEEEEEEZUS!!!”
Is it just me, or is this dude a dead ringer for HATED Patriots coach Bill Belichick? Kidding, kidding … Seriously, though, Rick Perry is positioning himself TO THE RIGHT of Michele Bachmann and, of course, Mitt Romney as the ULTIMATE PROPHET OF WEIRD. David Axelrod must be thinking this is an embarrassment of riches.


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