58 Second FLAT Post-GOP Debate Analysis: Only Perry Can Stop Bachmann In Iowa

T-Paw, aka Tim Pawlenty, finally filled lifted himself off doormat wimp status to viciously attack ... a woman.

Can't you just picture a white-knuckled Larry-O pleading: "GO, TIMMY, GO!"?

Newt Gingrich made the most sense; some pundits even claim he "won" the debate; when one's fake presidential campaign is in the red, one's mind tends to focus on raising sufficient funds to continue paying for Callista's expansive expensive tastes: Private jets and a burgeoning bling bill.

Rick Perry won by not showing up.

Secret Fox candidate Mitt Romney was under wraps by Rupert's Honchos and escaped relatively unscathed ... Was placement of rabid chihuahua T-Paw next to Michele a fortuitous luck of the draw? I don't think so.

But the debate's BIG WINNER was Michele Bachmann, for this. Grace under pressure is what it's all about and the QUEEN OF CRAZY showed plenty of it, consolidating her vote and bringing mucho más empathetic fencesitters along:

(Note: If Rick Perry can't stop Bachmann in Iowa, WATCH OUT! In the coming days, look for the Fox propaganda machine to temporarily boost Perry and sing T-Paw's praises in a pincer attack move to stop her. Carefully calibrated to maintain their boy Mittzy in his tenuous lead.)