Thursday, September 28, 2006

The Dumbass Hall of Fame

A unanimous first-ballot choice here:
As a longtime subscriber to the Chicago Tribune, I have been disappointed with this page and the many unwarranted attacks on President Bush, his party and conservatives in general. I thought of canceling my subscription even though I enjoy other aspects of the paper.

I changed my mind when I realized conservatives must be aware of the warped ideas of the many confused people in our society. We need to vote for conservatives to protect us, our children and the confused.

Ben Kischner
Geneva
Ah, so much dumbass, so little time. Shall we point out the Tribune's long-standing and well-deserved reputation as the best friend GOP money can buy? Should I ask how conservatives are possibly "protecting" us?

Nah, I'll just say


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thoroughly enjoy your Dumbass Awards but this was too much! It writes itself! If it weren't in print I'd swear you make this stuff up.

;^)

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