Monday, March 13, 2006

A question for Pat Robertson

Well, actually two questions. The first is--Pat, did you try that Ex-Lax I suggested?



And the second is--you have regularly blamed natural disasters on God's righteous rage involving sexual affronts and the teaching of, oh, what's that word--oh right, SCIENCE. I'm just wondering, why then did God send twisters yesterday through KANSAS of all places, and solidly red parts of Missouri and southern Illinois, where right-thinkin' folk believe the world is 6000 years old and damn straight we don't want two fellers a'smoochin?

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