Sunday, March 19, 2006

Fantasy worlds


It's true! It's true! The crown has made it clear, the climate must be perfect all the year.....
A law was made a distant moon ago here, July and August cannot be too hot.
And there's a legal limit to the snow here, in Camelot.
The winter is forbidden till December, and exits March the second on the dot.
By order, summer lingers through September in Camelot.
Camelot! Camelot!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre
But in Camelot, in Camelot, that's how conditions are.

The rain may never fall till after sundown.
By eight, the morning fog must disappear.
In short, there's simply not a more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here in Camelot!

or


Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?
The candyman, oh the candyman can
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good





or


Lenny: Tell about that place, George.
George: I just told you, just last night.
Lenny: Go on, tell again, George.
George: Well, its ten acres. Got a little windmill. Got a little shack on it, an a chicken run. Got a kitchen, orchard, cherries, apples, peaches, nuts, got a few berries. Theys a place for alfalfa and plenty water to flood it. They's a pig pen
Lenny: And rabbits, George.


or

I'm encouraged to see that Iraqi political leaders are making good progress toward forming a unity government, despite the recent violence....I urge them to continue their work to put aside their differences, to reach out across political, religious, and sectarian lines, and to form a government that can confront the terrorist threat and earn the trust and confidence of all Iraqis. I also remain optimistic because slowly but surely our strategy is getting results. This month I'm giving a series of speeches to update the American people on that strategy. I'm discussing the progress we are making, the lessons we have learned from our experience, and how we are fixing what has not worked. This past week, I discussed the security element of our strategy. I spoke about our increasingly successful efforts to train Iraqi security forces to take the lead in the fight against the terrorists.

Tell me about the rabbits, George...

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