The Thinker--or Just Sitting Around?: Schmidlap: This needs a new caption and text.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

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drmagoo said...: The Chicago White Sox, winners of the last World Series before President Bush's impeachment, greet the President with a shirt somewhat reminiscent of what he'll be wearing in prison. In a surprise announcement, the Sox also said that every player they've ever had has cheated, lied, stolen, and shot friends in the face, and therefore had to forfeit every game they've ever won.

Well, that second sentence may be a little off...; Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:07:00 PM
schmidlap said...: Believe it or not, I can't find the snark for this. I think there are several reasons:

1) As much as I detest everything about Drinky, he was completely in his element during the ceremony, and didn't do anything to enrage me. He was funny, he was comfortable, and he clearly knew what he was talking about. Obviously, his lax attitude towards his job allows him plenty of time to be up to date on sports.

2) It's the White Sox. Thinking about the WS win still gives me chills, and it quiets my rage for a few moments. As a sign I saw at Comiskey during game 2 said, "I've got a Boner-ko for Konerko."

So I just don't have the heart. Don't get me wrong; I still wish it was him who was hunting with Dick. But for this occason, I have to pass. If greeting championship teams were all the job required, he'd probably have an approval rating in the 90's.; Wednesday, February 15, 2006 9:34:00 AM