OVAL OFFICE BANTER ...

OBAMA: "WELCOME TO THE WHITE HOUSE, GOVERNOR." ROMNEY: "GURGLE; AARGH." OBAMA: "WHAT? SORRY, WE DON'T ACCEPT GIFTS." ROMNEY: "GURGLE; AARGH." OBAMA: "LOOK! THE PICTURES ARE JUST THE RIGHT HEIGHT!" ROMNEY: "GURGLE; AARGH." OBAMA: "THERE ARE SOME THINGS MONEY JUST CAN'T BUY." ROMNEY: "GURGLE; AARGH." OBAMA: "YOU'RE TAKING THE TURKEY CHILI, RIGHT?! WEIRDLY APPROPRIATE CHOICE; A LEFTOVERS LUNCH; MAY BE A BIT ON THE CHEESY SIDE ..." ROMNEY: "GURGLE; AARGH; GURGLE!" OBAMA: "LET ME CALL THE WHITE HOUSE HELP: OH, TAGG!! (PSST ... I MADE THAT UP, OR RATHER MICHELLE SUGGESTED IT ... SHE'S SUCH A JOKESTER, HA-HA.) ROMNEY: "AYEEEEARGHH!!!" OBAMA: "THE BOXING GLOVES OVER THERE; TURNS OUT WE DIDN'T NEED 'EM. " ROMNEY: "WHIMPER." OBAMA: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE FINAL COUNT? TURNS OUT YOU GOT 47% OF THE VOTE! ISN'T POLITICS IRONICALLY POETIC, SOMETIMES? YOU CAN LET GO NOW, GOVERNOR."