Recipe For Taking Romney Down Tonite

DEAR PRESIDENT OBAMA. Your languid, watered-down, bland, flakey, mincemeat prescription for taking on the Chameleon Romney Changeling in the first debate just didn't do the trick. No chef worth his sea salt has ever crushed the competition by being "polite" to the adversary or to incompetent judges/moderators. So here's your suggested metaphysical recipe for this evening's Mittbake:

• A DASH OF JFK (To look "presidential")

• A PINCH OF TRUMAN (For flavoring only; Joe Biden took the lion's share)

• A GENEROUS SPRINKLE of ABE LINCOLN (For the personal, personable and wise)

• TWO PARTS RFK (For that soft-spoken passion, vehemence, advocacy for the 47%)

• TOP IT ALL OFF WITH BILL CLINTON 'TO TASTE' (For that down-home 'explainer' thing)

Wash it all down with your special White House home brew, and you'll be ready to roll, Mr. President!

TIME TO PUT THE NAILS IN THE MITT-MONSTER COFFIN.