Swift-Boating The Swiftboaters: RAHMBO Weighs In

NOW CHICAGO'S MAYOR IS PISSED ... LIVID, WHAT WITH THAT TAXPAYER-FUNDED $300 million renovation to Wrigley Field — that's on hold; RAHMBO won't even talk to the Ricketts Klan ... That can't be a good sign for 'Bison' Joe ... You know how Mitt Romney kind of walks around in those ill-fitting jeans, sort of mincingly, like he's got a rash in them nether regions? ... I'm thinking magic underwear. Yup. Definitely.