Best Kissin' Thing In The World: Invite Simmons On TRMS To Lick Rachel's Boots

HOW COULD RACHEL HAVE KNOWN before shamelessly plugging the band for advertising to hire ONE veteran as a roadie, that the KISS frontman with the roving lizard tongue would make an appearance on Fox & Friends to endorse Mitt Romney? Must have been an especially EE-VIL day because that ad qualified on TRMS as "best thing in the world" material. Hey, it's the thought that counts, and since their best earning years are behind them, it's probably all these aging painted rockers can afford to do (they got a free promo from Rachel!). Or as Gene Simmons the spendthrift convert said: “America is a business. If you can’t afford to do something, no matter how much bellyaching everybody does — I’m so sorry, if you can’t afford it, you shouldn’t do it.” Funny. I never heard this asshole complain about Bush and the Republicans running two trillion dollar wars off-budget, let alone giving Simmons and his one percent buddies a tax cut none of the rest of us can afford.