PIGMAN To The Slaughterhouse? Syndicator Suspends ALL National Ads For 2 Weeks!

THERE ARE a couple double different ways of looking at this: (a) The PIGMAN has been duly fattened up by his bailing advertisers (100 or so jumping ship at last count) and may be headed for the PORCINE slaughterhouse oh, in two weeks or so as the Huckster waits in the wingnuts to replace him; (b) The PIGMAN's Syndicator is fighting desperate MANO-A-MANO combat with all those ANGRY WOMEN Tweeting their contempt for the PIGMAN like a virtually REAL version of ANGRY BIRDS, storming the outer walls of the PIGMAN's defenses, forcing his hopeless retreat to his own private ALAMO, there to make his last stand; (c) the Syndicator is hoping against hope to CHILL things out, while RUSH plays a couple rounds with "golfing" coach Tiger Woods; or (d) anything goes, BALLS to the WALL, even though EL RUSHBO's may closely resemble pitted prunes.

EL RUSHBO TO ADVERTISERS: "I'M GONE-A MAKE YOU AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE ..."