58 Second Flat Post-GOP Debate Analysis: Newt Wins Battle Of The Midgets ...

Newt was smooth, humbly grandiose, witty — "I'm trying not to be zany, here" — a perfect gentleman, except of course, with the only woman on the stage, Michele Bachmann. Typical Newt, like the DEVIL, a master of disguise and deceit ...

The Republican establishment is T-R-R-E-M-B-B-L-ING-BLING ... 

Ron Paul, who is headed for a strong 1-2 finish in Iowa, as predicted in this blog, way before the Idiot Punditocracy caught on — they're idiots, after all — is the weirdest cult leader in American politics, running the most vicious ads against Newt, who said magnanimously, "It's hard to get mad at Ron Paul ..."

And DUMPTY ... don't compare yourself to Lincoln in those seven "Lincoln-Douglas debates" you dream about ("be careful what you wish for," says Chris DARKLY); you just don't fit the bill, historically, intellectually, temperamentally, and ... aesthetically. Lincoln ~ Douglas. Behold: