Breaking News: EARTHQUAKE Strikes East Coast

I hope there were no injuries. Preliminary reports are, thankfully, there were none and structural damage to buildings was minimal.

Now for the fun part: The epicenter was on or about Washington D.C. — perhaps even inside the Beltway ... Could the Almighty be expressing his upset over the goings-on in our nation's capital? Stay tuned for color commentary from Pat Robertson.

This is the Huffington Post's front page. See that red star in the center? It's the seat of our government and home to the Beltway Media. Oh my. On a serious and hopeful note, it appears our civil defense response is going pretty smoothly.

P.S. - Oh, and the President was playing golf on Martha's Vineyard when the earthquake struck. As the Church Lady would say ... "Isn't that special!"