Of course not; the next INSANE RACIST CONSPIRACY you'll concoct, naturally, is that this is a fraudulent document, a forgery. Let me help you: The Governor of Hawaii is a Democrat, a sinister FOO FIGHTER — no, not the band ... "FRIEND OF OBAMA." The FOO FIGHTERS are a secret society dedicated to preserving, promoting, and protecting the Obama presidency. Their ultimate aim is ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT. How do I know this? I just made it up, on the spur of the moment.
The so-called "short" certificate of live birth is what the state of Hawaii recognizes as the dispositive legal document, acceptable as a valid birth certificate. State law does not permit release of the long document, so an exception had to be made for the President. In short, no pun intended, this is what the black guy who happens to be President of the United States is compelled to release to tamp down the hysterical 'Birtherism' feeding frenzy generated by his carnival barker Trump card, who said he was "honored to play such a big role in hopefully getting rid of this issue."
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You see, Teabaggers, your limited intelligence and limitless racism weaves ever more insane conspiracies surrounding the President's birth-RIGHT — being the son of an African man the President cannot possibly be an American, as you are incapable of looking past the President's skin tone. So conjuring up a conspiracy du jour takes, literally, seconds. It all depends on how fast you can type. Then, for the conspiracists to profit (make money) from it, there's the slick marketing, packaging, and selling of the conspiracy to ignorant racist Teabaggers waiting with their Social Security dollars to be fed at the conspiracy trough.
The conspiracy's biggest beneficiaries are the "carnival barkers" as the President calls them, the Donald Trump "sideshow," wingnut media, Fox, and Glenn Beck. It's not hard to discern what Trump's end game is in all of this, besides smearing the President's name with racist charges and baseless innuendo: Money, lots of free publicity, and name notoriety on steroids. Clearly, this weird fish-lips maggot with the hair wrap nest on his head thinks he can profit financially by dragging his fake presidential campaign, President Obama, and the nation through the mud.
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President Obama said, "We do not have time for this kind of silliness. We've got better stuff to do. I've got better stuff to do. We've got big problems to solve." He's right, of course. But he ought to acknowledge it for what it is: RACISM. And those who are peddling this "silliness"— and believe it — are RACISTS. Which is a sad commentary on our nation. The ultimate carnival barker, P.T. Barnum, said "there's a sucker born every minute." (It's possible he might not have said it, which fits with the conspiracy.) Politically, who benefits? Answer: the President. Fire up those pea brain synapses, Teabaggers. Figure it out. SUCKERS.
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