CHRIS, THE CRAIGSLIST CONGRESSMAN ...

GUESS WHO, GUESS WHAT PARTY?
 Hint: He's from New York, hence this sad, pathetic pic on the front page of the New York Times:

Hahahahahahahahahaha! You got it ... How PATHETIC these Repugnants are! Highlights follow:
Chris Lee (R-NY), elected 2008, reelected 2010. Married, one child. CRAIGSLIST: Divorced (Married) Lobbyist (Congressman), 39 (46) ... "Fit (?), fun (!), classy guy" .... Between Gawker and the National Enquirer, the House Republicans could wind up in the minority if this keeps up.

Rep. Christopher Lee is a married Republican congressman serving the 26th District of New York. But when he trolls Craigslist's "Women Seeking Men" forum, he's Christopher Lee, "divorced" "lobbyist" and "fit fun classy guy." One object of his flirtation told us her story. 

House Speaker John Boehner issued a tear-stained farewell statement: "We (I) forgive you, Chris. I'm going to miss you at the House gym and our favorite after-hours watering hole." (BwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhHH!)