Sarah The Constitutional Scholar And Her New BFF

Let’s face it: Sister Sarah is the gift that keeps on giving. The woman is such a complete moron that she jumps into the “Dr.” Laura “N” word fray without giving it much thought or reflection (not that she can) or realizing the utter imbecility of her tweets. The woman who has redefined “idiot” to beyond metaphysical cluelessness even lacks the basic understanding to limit her low I.Q. on display to more than 140 characters. Which is, after all, the point of her tweeting: Keep what you say within 140 characters and you won’t sound like an idiot -- FAIL!

Here’s her latest pair of REALLY STOOPID TWEETS:

By “Laura:don't retreat...reload!” Sister Sarah seems to be urging Laura to double down (“reload”) on the “N” word. Nice.

Then the idiot totally misrepresents the First Amendment: Dr. Laura’s First Amendment rights never “ceased 2exist thx 2activists trying 2silence” her because (a) she resigned voluntarily, and (b) the First Amendment also protects the right of Dr. Laura’s critics to criticize her or threaten a boycott of her advertisers. Oh Sarah, we’re missing the part in the Constitution that forbids advertiser boycotts?

And Sarah, even if the faux doctor had been fired by her employer, here’s a Newsflash, YOU IDIOT: The First Amendment does not protect employees from restrictions on speech by private companies and organizations. Therefore, “Dr.” Laura’s employer is perfectly within its rights to terminate her employment if it finds she violated its standards and practices for permitted speech. In most private organizations in this country, anyone who repeats the word “nigger” in the workplace even one time let alone eleven, is practically begging for a pink slip.

The First Amendment, missy, protects us from government censorship and infringement on our free-speech rights! Furthermore, use of the word “shackles” in this context isn’t only insensitive and offensive, but downright racist. Even an individual as stupid as Sarah Palin should have barely, just barely sufficient gray matter to know better.

Sister Sarah is like a hapless house pet collector going, “Here Dr. Laura kitty, kitty-kitty-kitty” as she reaches into a nest of vipers. I wonder how much America’s village idiot is looking forward to “unshackled” offerings like this one from the viciously opinionated faux “doctor.” C’mon, “Dr.” Laura, why don’t you tell us what you really think of Sarah Palin!

“I am extremely disappointed in the choice of Sarah Palin as the Vice Presidential candidate of the Republican Party. I will still vote for Senator McCain, because I am very concerned about having a fundamental leftist, especially one who is a marvelous orator, as President…

I'm stunned - couldn’t the Republican Party find one competent female with adult children to run for Vice President with McCain? I realize his advisors probably didn’t want a “mature” woman, as the Democrats keep harping on his age. But really, what kind of role model is a woman whose fifth child was recently born with a serious issue, Down Syndrome, and then goes back to the job of Governor within days of the birth?

I am haunted by the family pictures of the Palins during political photo-ops, showing the eldest daughter, now pregnant with her own child, cuddling the family’s newborn.”

Cat fight, anyone?

P.S. -- For you Palin fans and teabaggers out there: Can you spell hypocrisy? Do you really think being as stupid and hypocritical as Sister Sarah is a high virtue? Sarah, here’s your big, dumb mouth coming back to BITE-YA:

“I would ask the president to show decency in this process by eliminating one member of [his] inner circle, Mr. Rahm Emanuel,” Palin wrote in February. “The Obama Administration’s Chief of Staff scolded [liberal critics] calling them, ‘F---ing retarded,’ according to several participants, as reported in the Wall Street Journal. Just as we’d be appalled if any public figure of Rahm’s stature ever used the “N-word” or other such inappropriate language, Rahm’s slur on all God’s children with cognitive and developmental disabilities -- and the people who love them -- is unacceptable, and it’s heartbreaking.”

From where we’re sitting, missy, this one looks like a TWO-FER re: your new BFF, “Dr.” Laura.