Ken Buck, darling of the Tea Party set in Colorado, IS CAUGHT ON TAPE (AGAIN!) TRASHING THE BIRTHERS by calling them “dumbasses.” Listen here.
Ken Buck ‘STOPS SOMEWHERE ELSE’ is suffering from a new illness recently identified, which afflicts only TEA PARTY candidates: OVERBREWED LATENT EXPOSURE SYNDROME (OLÉS). The TEA PARTY DISEASE can result in fatal political TEASTROKE.
According to experts at the CWDC (Centers for Wingnut Disease Control) this malady infects Tea Party candidates who venture outside the friendly confines of Fox News and heavily media-sanitized Teabagger events. However, CWDC experts note, the advent of alternative Tea Party media infectious agents –- YouTube, Twitter, cellular recording devices -– makes the suppression of EXTREMIST TEABAGGER POSITIONS virtually impossible, even from gullible low-information voters.
As of this writing, the Republican Party national leadership is feverishly working on a vaccine to innoculate TEA PARTY candidates throughout the nation. So far, all efforts at containing the disease, including the scrubbing and sanitizing of ENTIRE WEBSITES, as well as the refusal to take questions from non-FOX/Breitbart media have failed miserably.
In this classic sketch, Ken Buck (Tea Party candidate for Colorado governor) competes for how many “The View” fans and women voters he can turn off in one sitting. Apparently Buck had confused the Teabaggers’ aspiration for Constitutional authenticity –- you know, repeal of those extraneous post-Constitutional Convention amendments, such as the 19th Amendment which gave women the right to vote, ratified only 90 years ago –- AS REALITY! Watch:
BULLSHIT TALKS AS BULLSHIT WALKS! ACTUALLY, THE WAY BUCK BACKPEDALS HE’S A PRIME CANDIDATE TO WEAR HIGH HEELS WITHOUT MISSING A SINGLE STILETTO BEAT.
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