From the Sublime to the Ridiculous: Carrie Prejean, You're FIRED!

Was it all just a BAD DREAM? ... a NIGHTMARE caused by watching too many APPRENTICE reruns? Carrie Prejean's benefactor, The Donald, came to her in a FRIGHTFUL VISION:

Carrie Prejean, Miss California NO MORE ... You're Fired ... FiReD ... FIRED ....

No, my dear, this is NOT a Bad Dream ... You're REALLY FIRED!

Let's get this off now, SHALL WE? Yes, I have your BEST
interests at Heart. Looking forward to your Playboy spread!