Producer 1: Let's see, we have a Washington Post story saying that the vice president has usurped the president's authority, is running a shadow government, torn up the constitution and was the point man on torture. Killer stuff, huh?
Coiffed Talking Head: Paris is out of jail!
Producer 2: Well, Iraq is going to hell, we've lost almost 20 kids in the last week and the lid is going to blow off Gaza any time.
Coiffed Talking Head: But we've got missing white girls!
Producer 3: The Supreme Court apparently overruled an existing precedent in the campaign finance case and gave a big boost to the faith-based initiatives program.
Coiffed Talking Head: What about the concert for Princess Di? William and Kate are back together!
Producer 4: The more we learn about the US Attorney scandal, the more apparent it becomes that this was designed to suppress the 2008 vote. The attorney general is also up to his eyeballs in the vice president's power grab.
Coiffed Talking Head: The Tiger Woods baby! And maybe a story about puppies! We're done here.
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