Not a right-wing dumbass--just a dumbass

J. Schwartz of Niles writes: I'm up in years--like way up. But I enjoy music on the radio and would love to hear music that I danced to years ago. The music now is for kids who should be in school. And I'm sure this type of music is not enjoyed by most people in my age group. While standing at the sink doing dishes, I'd love to sway to my kind of music.

Hint to "J"--if there was a market for your music, it would be on the air. Otherwise, try this newfangled invention called a "compact disc." They have them at the library where you go to talk too loudly by the magazines and to go to the men's room to make sure your pants are hiked up securely under your armpits. J., on your way--