Today's Chimpy-a-Looza

When governments are accountable to their own citizens, when people are free to speak and assemble, when minorities are protected, then justice prevails. And so does the cause of peace.

So--that is why we're screwed?

You understand that free elections are an instrument of change; yet they're only the first step.

No, "free" elections aren't a "first step"--they are part of an evolutionary process. That is why your phony "elections" are so much lipstick on so many pigs.

On September the 11th, 2001, we saw the violence and the hatred of a vicious enemy,

BINGO!!

That's what I said in my State of the Union the other day.

The OTHER DAY?? IT IS ALMOST APRIL????

Being addicted to oil is a problem for our economy. In a global economy, when burgeoning economies like India and China use more fossil fuels, it affects the price of gasoline here in America. In a world in which sometimes people have got the oil we need, or don't like us -- it's kind of a undiplomatic way of putting it -- it means we've got a national security issue.

Scooby Doo moment--what? So now EVERYTHING is "security."

Democracy is the only form of government where every person has a say in the governance of a country.

Cool, we should try it!

There's a lot of politics in Europe.

No shit, Sherlock?

Note this exchange:

Question: Would you support the regime of Gamal Mubarak if he takes over after President Mubarak?

Chimpy: That's a leading question. No? That's a question I don't answer question. I support a country which does not fear political movements, but is willing to compete with political movements. That's the kind of country I support.

In other words, you have no clue as to what he asked. Thanks for playing.

When people don't feel their voices are heard, they become resentful,

Ya think??

Our march, by the way, between revolution, liberation, and Constitution wasn't all that smooth either. And, frankly, our adhering to the full extent of the liberties embedded in the Constitution and Declaration of Independence took a while. I realize that when I talk to my Secretary of State. We were -- we had people enslaved in the United States for a century. It takes a while. It's hard work.

Emancipation--it's hard work. Oh, and by the way, Cheetah--it was a little more than a "century."

Iraq mothers want their children to grow up in a peaceful world. That's what mothers want all over the world.

Iraq mothers?? Oh, and by the way--if they want peace, why did you start a war?

I mean, there's got to be a direct correlation with someone's lifestyle, someone's standard of living, and a style of government. And that's one of the things that people who push freedom understand. I mean, there's got to be -- people got to see the direct benefits at some point in time about being free. One direct benefit is that there's not going to be a central government summarily pulling you out of society and killing you if need be. That's the biggest benefit.

What the hell does that mean?

I believe there ought to be three components to good immigration law. First of all, I hope we get a bill out of the Senate. There's one out of the House. It goes to what's called conference.

I think I saw that filmstrip in 8th grade....

Secondly, we've got to enforce -- and by the way, part of enforcing law means to make sure that when somebody is caught coming into our country illegally, they're not let back out in society. We had a real issue with detention beds, particularly for non-Mexican illegal people coming in. We'd catch people from Central America. And people worked hard. They spotted people being smuggled across. They were detained -- the people being smuggled across. They said, check in with your immigration officer in 15 days, and nobody did. And so now we've added a number of detention beds and are working for expedited removal procedures with the countries in Central America. As far as the Mexican folks sneaking in the border, they're sent back very quickly back into their country.

Dude..........this is good stuff....

Oh my God.