Saturday, January 14, 2006

Spelling Bee












Moderator: George, your word is "nuclear."

George: Could you use it in, uhmm, you know, one of them things that daddy stopped me from gettin' when I was drivin' all liquored up, you know...

Moderator: You mean, a "sentence?"

George: That's right, there, Moddy, use that

New Clear in a sentence.

Moderator: Aggressive conduct toward Iran, in the midst of an already volatile Middle East, could result in nuclear war.

George: Sorry, there, Moddy, I just don't understand that New Clear word, just go ahead and buzz me.


Could the stupid bastard at least learn to pronounce the kind of disaster he is going to bring upon the world? Is that too much to ask?

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