Sing to the tune of "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music (you know, the whole “raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens” thing!) and pronounce the "double-u!"
George W Things
Floating dead bodies and tax cuts for Wal-Mart
Big no-bid contracts and cutbacks for Head Start
Unqualified judges all from the right wing
These are some very George W things!
Crony appointments and huge budget shortfalls
Insider stock sales when we all make windfalls
Hoping that Tom DeLay’s buddies don’t sing
These are some very George W things!
Illegal invasions and gay male hookers
Cowing the press into timid onlookers
Stealing elections with Diebold machines
These are some very George W things!
Prayer back in classrooms and laws based on Jesus
Don't give a damn how those foreigners see us
Let's drill for oil right behind the West Wing
These are some very George W things!
(Refrain)
When the war tanks
When the polls sink
When I'm feeling sad
I get liquored up and cut aid for the poor
And then I don't feel so bad!
Repeat!
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2 comments:
Peter! You really outdid yourself! You should send that in to the Daily Show!
A masterwork.
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