$3,927

Think how many SECONDS it takes you to read this. Think about those seconds, because for EVERY SECOND your government spends $3,927 on Chimpy McFlightsuit's (thanks Schmidlap!) Excellent Adventure. Take a deep breath and count to three---one ($3,927), two ($3,927), three ($3,927).

How was that? Twelve grand more toward our subsidy of the creation of a fundamentalist Shi'a theocracy. Congrats, Chimpy!