Shocking Photos Smuggled Out of Mitt Romney's Posh Retreat For Plutocrats

PARK CITY, UTAH. —THE PRICE OF ADMISSION, REPORTEDLY: A minimum $50,000 contribution and one pint of blood. Said a smug attendee trading in his street clothes for ritual robe garment and hoodie: "This makes the Bohemian Grove look like an Elks convention in Peoria ... Hahahaha!"