Bernice Arndt, Village Idiot

Chicago has experienced a rash of teen shootings this year, in most cases the intended and unintended carnage of gang conflicts. One reader of the Chicago Tribune came up with a BRILLIANT solution. Bernice Arndt of Elmhurst, Illinois, gave us this gem:

There are far too many high school students being killed. Let the 10 Commandments be placed in every classroom. These are the words of God and a good reminder to all.

What a great idea! Why didn't I think of that! And as a side benefit, it would also remind the kids to stop carving and worshipping idols and having other gods before Yahweh. Sounds like a win-win to me. Bernice, enjoy the convention.