Thursday, January 12, 2006

A completely stolen idea

Over at the Chicago Tribune letters page, there was a very clever response from a fellow named Andy to the claim that the constitutional abuses, etc. are working because, "well, look, we haven't been attacked again!"

Andy wrote, "I have a rock that keeps tigers away. Would you like to buy it? I've kept it outside of my house for years, and I haven't been attacked by a single tiger. That makes sense, doesn't it?"

3 comments:

  1. Of course, while Bush is full of it - the "security" measures that have been implemented are mediocre at the best, there is a basic probability that the President could be connected to national security, while Andy's rock can't be. The causal argument is fallacious in both cases.

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  2. Well, Andy would get a smiley face next to his F, and Dubya wouldn't get anything!

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