Thursday, July 15, 2010

Day 87 Ambiguous News Alert: Oil Gusher Is Capped

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For Now. Nothing BP does with regard to the Gulf Oil Disaster inspires any confidence whatsoever. But at least, the live streaming images of...
Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Funnin’ Rachel Maddow (As Seen by the Wingnuts)

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Should the wingnut propaganda machine decide to do a Rachel Maddow Biopic, this is how it might be promoted: Rachel Maddow - From All-Americ...
Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Update: Paul, the Oracle Octopus Retires ... Or Will He?

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Paul, the Oracle Octopus, plans to retire after achieving spectacular international fame for his prodigious psychic abilities, going 8-for-8...

World Cup Parting Shots

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Kudos to South Africa - When the 2010 World Cup was awarded to South Africa, racist wingnuts crawled out from under their rocks to spout ra...
Sunday, July 11, 2010

Spanish Wall, Iker Casillas, Interviewed By Girlfriend Sara After World Cup Title Win

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So he was distracted now too, but this time everyone applauded. Iker logged his fourth shutout in a row, captaining Spain to its first-ever ...

Seven-for-Seven, EL PULPO PABLO Predicts Spain Over Netherlands and Shuns LeBron

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Paul, the Oracle Octopus , has been renamed “Pablo, El pulpo oráculo,” by ecstatic Spanish fans after predicting a Spanish victory over Holl...
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Thursday, July 08, 2010

Beck's Scheme to Stain Dr. King's Memory Hits Snag: New Black Panther Party Plans to Attend

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Glenn Beck, the racist clown with the tumbling Fox ratings, has outdone himself. It seems the racist paranoia-mongrel has gone one provocati...
Monday, July 05, 2010

World Eagerly Awaits Paul, the Oracle Octopus’s Next Prediction; Meanwhile …

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Forget Mick and Bill, the beautiful Sara Carbonero, or Paraguayan model Larissa Riquelme’s generous cleavage. The hottest celebrity of the 2...
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Friday, July 02, 2010

It's a Cruel, Cruel Summer Cup Exit for Ghana, Brasil

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Landon Donovan said it right, “this can be a cruel game sometimes.” None more so for Ghana, carrying the hopes of Africa on its shoulders, o...
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Thursday, July 01, 2010

Curse a Republican; A Few Suggestions

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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Targeting the Biggest Democratic Asshole in the Senate

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Senator Ben Nelson of Nebraska is the single most despicable corporate tool wearing the “Democratic” label in the Senate. Nelson has been mo...
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Kagan Hearings: "Well I Wish I Was in Dixie, Hooray, Hooray!"

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In Dixieland I’ll take my stand, to live and die in Dixie! Every time Republicans open their mouths to relentlessly attack Justice Thurgood ...
Sunday, June 27, 2010

Keith KOs Sarah Palin in 140 Characters or Less

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And in her medium of choice or, as President Obama likes to say, “the Twitters.” Here is the context: Useful Teabagger Idiot Thomas Sowell ...

Paul the Octopus Predicts Germany Win Over England

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It’s a done deal, then, as I happen to agree with Paul, the oracle octopus. The formality of the game still needs to be played, though. Two ...
Wednesday, June 23, 2010

WHAT A GAME!

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As the bad calls piled on the U.S. football team, they never gave up, never stopped believing in themselves, never stopped believing that t...
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Fade Away Time for the General as Rolling Stone Gathers no Moss

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The beltway types are all abuzz over the showdown between President Obama and General McChrystal tomorrow concerning statements attributed t...
Monday, June 21, 2010

The Cup Runneth Over

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French Team Storms the Bastille –- In the latest development in a week of Cup craziness, the French team refused to train (not itself out o...
Sunday, June 20, 2010

Shakedown and Shakeup!

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First, there was the White House “shakedown” of BP in the best Harry Truman tradition. And to alleviate this toxic British invasion of our ...
Friday, June 18, 2010

The Parochial School Boys Agree!

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At last there is something MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann and lunatic fringe wingnut Glenn Beck agree on: hatred of the World Cup, football specifi...
Thursday, June 17, 2010

GOP Stands for GULF OF (BRITISH) PETROLEUM

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JOE BARTON KNEELS BEFORE BP: It didn’t take long. The American people, and even some Republicans are appalled and ashamed at the spectacle o...