Saturday, September 24, 2005

Question for ZuZu's Petals

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Isn't the following picture sufficient to disqualify one from serving as a senator from Tennessee?
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Low and inside

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Republicans are of course no strangers to insider trading scandals. You have probably heard by now about Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist ...
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He was never the Wizard, he was ALWAYS Professor Marvel!

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One of the last free Op-Ed pieces from the Gray Lady, now that the New York Times has adopted its ill-conceived pay service for its columni...
Friday, September 23, 2005

My Fellow Americans--Four Letter Countries

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LIVE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE: Good evening. My fellow Americans, I wanted to talk to you tonight about a serious problem, a problem for Ameri...
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Rita and Bush

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September 23, 2005 We Have Full Penetration Filed under: Uncategorized — The Rough Ol' Boy @ 4:33 am This is an actual map produced by ...

Look Out Tomorrow!!

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Tomorrow Darth Cheney goes under the knife to repair an aneurysm in his knee, and during that time in his anesthesia slumber, he cedes power...
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Reality, Next Stop, the Next Station is Reality

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Please see below for my narco-residue theory. The president needs to get out more. Really. He has gone beyond being divorced from reality to...

The Madness of King George

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George III of England, monarch during the American Revolution, exhibited increasingly bizarre behaviors later in life. It may have been madn...
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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Should we try the English way?

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No, I don't mean bangers and mash, lager and lime or God forbid, soccer, I mean the parliamentary system of government. Just think, for ...

A humble request

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As you ponder these witticisms, please take a second and click on some of the ads to the right. We might actually make a couple of shekels s...

Pretty scary, huh kids?

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Imagine if these creatures showed up on your doorstep on Halloween???
Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Guest Editorial-My Brothers and Sisters

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Valuable thoughts from a dear friend from the Sonoran desert: "Where Are My Brothers and Sisters? If you recall, ten days after 9...
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Stupidity should be painful

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This is a personal memo to Tysen Anne Nowak. You have fairly been assessed a $90 stupidity tax. Ms. Nowak attempted to bring her baby stroll...
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And once again, back in Frostbite Falls...

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Reuters reports that bomb blasts in Iraq have killed nine Americans, including a U.S. State Department security officer, since Monday. Fre...

A shout out to Mike Malloy fans

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If you aren't familiar with the above -referenced radio host, this won't make any sense (not a first here, by any means!) but... Mik...

Lovely Rita, Hurricane

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With apologies to the Beatles, just read below as Rita gives us a high five: "Winds greater than 155 mph. Storm surge generally greater...
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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Well, I saw it in the want ads....

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Look, we all know Blinky the Chimp is completely overmatched for the job he has now. While through hard work and clean living, I'm sure ...

Jackson Square

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We have here an image of a strong, decisive president who energetically led a nation through trying and divisive times. (Oh, also in front o...

Has anyone seen my keys?

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I wanted to take a break from politics for just a minute to address something..hey look, bubble wrap! Now where was I? Oh, that's right,...
Monday, September 19, 2005

The hurrieder he goes, the behinder he gets

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The Hurrieder President Bush Goes, The Behinder He Gets : 3 polling days after George W. Bush's prime-time speech to the nation from Jac...